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There they were—Mormon missionaries—heading toward my
neighborhood, two clean-cut young men in their late teens or early 20s pedaling
their bicycles two-by-two, white shirts and ties. I feel the dread of “Oh, I
don’t want to have to mess with these guys today.” As I turn down my street
leaving them in my rear-view mirror, I quickly forget about those two strangers
on loan to God for a 2-year stint as ambassadors for Jesus Christ of the Ladder
Day Saints, away from friends and family, school and home church, defending
their faith and reaching out for converts door-to-door and drive-way to
drive-way across western North Carolina and northern South Carolina. No, I don’t
know all this background yet, not yet.
A few minutes later, safely at home, car in the driveway, I
venture out to give our little shih tzu a short walk. Just as I leave the front
door of our house, I spy them, walking just across the street turning up toward
one of the houses on the opposite side. Seeing my chance, I quickly engage the
dog into a trot heading away from the pair as quickly as possible. I turn right
across a tiny park and into the woods along a hiking trail safely out of
distance and sight of the dynamic duo. But even as I’m turning into the woods
to avoid them, God sends his word to me: tell them they are not preaching the
same Jesus that Paul preached. OK, Lord,
I think, when I get the chance, that’s
what I’ll do, but not today, right? I’m headed into the woods right now for a
little doggy walk. But that’s a great idea. I’ll have to use that next time.
It only takes Mushu a short time to do his business and his
tiny little legs take about 20 steps for each one of mine so about ten minutes
later we’re behind my house on the hiking trail and I realize I can get safely
into the house through the back yard without speaking to the Mormons. Inside
the house, I again forget about them entirely and am off to do the next thing
on my unwritten list of random household activities. Upon entering the garage
to do exactly what I don’t recall, I spy a plastic ice cream container used to
catch the overflow dripping from the hot water heater and its contents have
turned putrid and stinky. I open the garage door and head out to dump the yucky
contents in the bushes when I look straight-forward into the approaching smiles
and direct eye contact of the two diligent disciples.
Now I’m sure they didn’t notice but I’m smiling on the
inside, nodding my head as I look up into the air briefly to say, OK, God. You’re funny. I’m not getting out
of this, am I? For a brief moment, I realize I could just look at them,
throw the water away and walk back into the garage. They would be used to that.
People ignore them all the time, especially men who just got home around
dinnertime.
“So what are you up to this lovely afternoon?” one of them
asks. I’m still thinking about feigning deafness or Alzheimer’s. “Well, I’m
dumping this gunk that I’m afraid may have been contaminated by the
exterminator. It smells really bad, see?”
“Yes, it does!” the other clean-cut college kid says. “We’re
here as ambassadors in the name of Jesus Christ.” They both have very
professional-looking name tags with the title Elder Brian or Robert
Something-or-other of Jesus Christ of Ladder Day Saints.
“You know,” I start, “I lead a men’s Bible study at my
church, and I wonder if you are familiar with one of the Apostle Paul’s
warnings that if someone comes preaching another Jesus than the one Paul
preached, or a different spirit than the Holy Spirit, or a different gospel
than the one Paul preached…” Now I start to stutter a little because the verse
ends, “Let them be accursed!” At least that’s the way King James has it and I’m
thinking, maybe that’s a little too harsh as an opening salvo. So I say, “I probably
shouldn’t have anything to do with them. I don’t think your Jesus is my Jesus.”
We talk on for more than a half an hour. I’m enjoying it.
I’m thinking what great young men these are. So committed. Why was I trying so
hard to avoid them? Jesus would not avoid them. He would love them. He would
not cast the first stone. I think he might even weep for them because as
sincere and self-assured as they were, they did not know Him, nor did they know
their gospel was a different one, one full of promises but missing the Promise.
After the theological jousting had gone back and forth with
no clear victor in the mind of the other, I wish my visitors a good evening and
they move on down the street. But I pray for them later that night and wonder
if I had left an impression on them as they had on me.
And I thanked God that He made me show
up for the battle whether I wanted to or not.